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Hotbovine Reviews: Better than the originals. And much shorter!
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A Mighty Heart
It was about a writer who got kidnapped by Saddam Hussein's cousin, Chemical Ali. (Skeeter)
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300
I thought it was a real ornery, brutal health club with all them muscles and swords and stabbing and chopping. (Skeeter)
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Epic Movie
I seen some fairies with boots dancing with a dwarf! (Skeeter)
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Happy Feet
"If Vince Neil can't understand it how's a 10 year old kid gonna?" (Vince)
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Jet Li's Fearless
All the people in the movie look like the people who give me spare ribs when we get Chinese food because the story is in China. (Josh)
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Invincible
Vince Neil don't pay no fucking $10 for gummy worms! (Vince)
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Munich
It made my butt hurt, but in a different way. (Josh)
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King Kong
I sure miss my buddy Chiclets. (Skeeter)
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Flightplan
I found me a cat. (Skeeter)
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The Dukes of Hazzard
Uncle Jesse had a beard and braids and that gave me a bad dream. (Josh)
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The Wedding Crashers
That Vince Vaughn, he a real fast talker. (Skeeter)
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